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#042: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE FT. TOREN ATKINSON

#042: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE FT. TOREN ATKINSON

June 12, 2017

On this EXTREMELY SPECIAL EPISODE OF ADVENTURE.EXE worlds collide as our intrepid announcer Toren Atkinson joins us in the studio. Will his precede destroy the very fabric of space and time? Will Paula Undergun make a love connection with this tall dark and handsome man of clerical persuasions? Will we finally find out whether or not Iados really has goat hooves instead of feet? Find out on this episode of Adventure.exe!

Toren's Podcast - Caustic Soda 
Toren's Band - The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
Buy Spaceship Zero: the Roleplaying Game

Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in Canada (located in Vancouver, BC!). 

#041: THE DIONAEA

#041: THE DIONAEA

June 5, 2017

The gang faces their most dangerous adversary yet, and prays to their respective gods as the fight begins to filt in favour of their foe.

#040: THE SCENT OF ALORE

#040: THE SCENT OF ALORE

May 28, 2017

The gang is sent on a mission to retrieve a dangerous staff with devasating powers of destruction, and get sidetracked when they smell fresh cookies baking. 

#039: THE POISON POOL

#039: THE POISON POOL

May 22, 2017

The gang heads further into the Drow warehouse in their mission to neutralize the stockhold of poison. Blorpo meets his evil twin. 

#038: IADOS THE PINHEAD

#038: IADOS THE PINHEAD

May 14, 2017

The gang finds a house full of spiders, and deals with it accordingly. Blorpo drops trou. Iados adopts a new look. 

#037: GET RICH OR DROW TRYIN’

#037: GET RICH OR DROW TRYIN’

May 7, 2017

The gang makes their ways out of the sewers into the bustling streets of the enemy camp. With a mission to neutralize their plot to posion the underground rebels, our heroes know there's only one way to succeed in the fabled city of Valhiem: they've got to get rich or drow tryin'. 

#036: THE CHAIN

#036: THE CHAIN

April 30, 2017

The gang are sent on a special quest to help the ostracized citizens of Valheim, and Blorpo and Iados play matchmaker for Paula!

#035: RAW SEWAGE!

#035: RAW SEWAGE!

April 24, 2017

The gang gets down and dirty as they travel in the sewers under Valheim, searching for the hidden rebel base. 

#034: SECRETS OF THE SPELL VAULT

#034: SECRETS OF THE SPELL VAULT

April 16, 2017

Our heroes recover from their gangbang, and seek refuge in an abandoned tavern. Iados finds a jug that can make any type of liquid pour forth, which is an intriguing prospect. 

#033: INSIDE THE FORBIDDEN CITY

#033: INSIDE THE FORBIDDEN CITY

April 9, 2017

The gang penetrate the thick, stuff walls of VALHEIM: CITY OF CUTTING WINDS with their brand new hostage. Later, everyone takes horse tranquilizers and fights the good fight against an evil Orc squad. 

#032: CITY OF CUTTING WINDS

#032: CITY OF CUTTING WINDS

April 3, 2017

The gang ascends the grand steps of the fabled Valheim: City of Cutting Winds, and encounters an unexpected foe. 

MARCH 27, 2017: A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

MARCH 27, 2017: A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

March 27, 2017

We have no new episode this week, but here's a special message from a good ol' southern girl and her DM.

#031: THE BIG CHILL

#031: THE BIG CHILL

March 19, 2017

A feature length episode of Adventure.exe? Y'all better believe it! In this episode the gang ventures even closer to Valhiem: City of Cutting Winds. With the walls of the fabled city in sight, Marv forces an unexpcted detour, as Blorpo, Paula, Iados and Meve learn the true meaning of being chill. 

#030: THE UNHOLY GROVE

#030: THE UNHOLY GROVE

March 13, 2017

A mysterious voice on the wind lures the gang towards a tangle of trees, where they do a little soul searching. 

This episode is sponsored by Brave Adventures! Check out Brave Adventures to see their collection of paper minatures for sale, and to use the free Grimoire Generator. Use our coupon code 'blorpofruit' to save 20% on your purchase! 

#029: FIRST BLOOD

#029: FIRST BLOOD

March 5, 2017

Paula, Iados and Meve try to save their kidnapped teammate while Blorpo faces the aftermath of rushing headfirst into the trapper's camp. 

This episode is sponsored by Brave Adventures! Check out Brave Adventures to see their collection of paper minatures for sale, and to use the free Grimoire Generator. Use our coupon code 'blorpofruit' to save 20% on your purchase! 

#028: AMBER ALERT!

#028: AMBER ALERT!

February 26, 2017

Enlisting the help of a friendly faerie dragon, the gang races through the forest in search of their kidnapped brethren. 

This episode is sponsored by Brave Adventures! Check out Brave Adventures to see their collection of paper minatures for sale, and to use the free Grimoire Generator. Use our coupon code 'blorpofruit' to save 20% on your purchase! 

#027: A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS

#027: A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS

February 20, 2017

As the sun sets on the Jade Wind Forest the the gang stumbles through the foliage, looking for a quiet spot to settle down for the night. Unfortunately the forest has different plans. 

This episode is sponsored by Brave Adventures! Check out Brave Adventures to see their collection of paper minatures for sale, and to use the free Grimoire Generator. Use our coupon code 'blorpofruit' to save 20% on your purchase! 

ADVENTURE.EXE RECAP: EPISODES 1-26

ADVENTURE.EXE RECAP: EPISODES 1-26

February 13, 2017

Are you a new listener who wants to catch up to the main plot? Maybe a long time listner who needs a refresher? Either way you're in luck! Here's a recap of episodes 1-26. 

#026: THE BLOOD MEADOW

#026: THE BLOOD MEADOW

February 6, 2017

The gang ventures forth through the Jade Wind Forest and discovers a grisly scene. 

#025: RAW POWER!

#025: RAW POWER!

January 30, 2017

Fresh from battle, the gang searches the ruins of the Blue Prism fortress and makes some impulsive moral decisions. 

#024: THE BLUE PRISM MASSACRE

#024: THE BLUE PRISM MASSACRE

January 24, 2017

A murderous Slaad is on the loose! The gang heads upwards at the Blue Prism Headquarters, looking for answers and their stolen valuables. 

#023: THE POTION MASTER

#023: THE POTION MASTER

January 16, 2017

The gang sneaks back into the Blue Prism Fortress, hoping that the initiates have forgotten about their botched infiltration not twelve hours before. 

#022: A PERFECT PLAN

#022: A PERFECT PLAN

January 9, 2017

The gang is caught red handed while trying to dump the evidence of their bloody interrogation. Paula learns a new skill that lets her slip through the slits of the world!  

#021: IN COLD BLOOD

#021: IN COLD BLOOD

January 2, 2017

The gang crawls into a dumpster and makes some questionable moral decisions. 

#020: MARVEY AND MEVE

#020: MARVEY AND MEVE

December 26, 2016

The gang spend some time in a cave with a rotting corpse. Meanwhile Blopro wargs out with Marv the dog!