ADVENTURE.EXE

Our very first episode of Adventure.exe, the podcast where four low life thugs play Dungeons & Dragons. Meet Paula Undergun, the 650lb half-elf sorcerer, Blorpo the bowl cut barbarian and Iados Skarath the grifting tiefling rogue! 

Deep in the winter wilderness Blorpo struggles to contain his unbridled lust as he secretly hunts a Yeti. Meanwhile Paula eats tainted cat rations and Iados deals a short blow with his short bow! 

As a winter storm builds in strength, the gang desperately searches for the yeti's cave o' treasure! 

The gang ventures into an ominous cavern and put up their dukes! 

The gang discover a gnome city and establish a 1:2 ratio for making friends to enemies. 

The gang hangs serious dong on their stroll with the alleged deviant Sable Runeware.  

The gang gets run out of the gnome village and navigates their way through the precarious Singing Cavern. 

Tempers rise as the Adventure.exe players each get their periods at exactly the same time. The gang fight three baby spiders and Paula's life flashes before her eyes. 

The gang takes shelter in the ruins of an ancient dwarven city, and find that they are not alone. Also, it turns out Blorpo once ate a man named Phil! 

Paula reads from her erotic yeti novella. Blorpo reveals that he is literate. Iados haphazardly attempts to disarm a ton of deadly Dwarven traps. 

The twisted underground tunnel leads the gang to a horrific showdown with Phaeliss: Queen of the Spiders. 

This is the way nightmares begin. The location-- a cave beneath the world's surface. Dark, dusty and dangerous. Three adventurers sit on a precipice of their own design. We call this tale...The Deep Below.

A BIG THANK YOU to Toren Atkinson, the man behind the voice of our new silky smooth announcer. Goodbye Robo-Dudley, we hardly knew ye.

The gang decides to hedge their bets and go down, down, down, deep into the Dwarven mine where they catch a whiff of an ancient being of untold power. 

The gang takes their miracle fruit to a small mountain village and all hell breaks loose. 

The gang hitches a ride with an old merchant up the final stretch of mountain towards the Silvercloud Monastery, eager to find out what the top-secret letter they're been protecting says. 

The gang has an illuminating chat with the morose Head of the Monastery, and then pays a sweaty house-call to the Eternal Leader.  

A murder mystery unravels at the Silver Cloud Monastery, and the gang takes the case! 

The gang discovers a terrible secret about a mysterious cult, and welcomes a rating-boosting adorable mascot into their party. 

The gang gets up close and personal with some Blue Prism lackeys, and learn a painful lesson about the limits of the human body. 

The gang spend some time in a cave with a rotting corpse. Meanwhile Blopro wargs out with Marv the dog! 

The gang crawls into a dumpster and makes some questionable moral decisions. 

The gang is caught red handed while trying to dump the evidence of their bloody interrogation. Paula learns a new skill that lets her slip through the slits of the world!  

The gang sneaks back into the Blue Prism Fortress, hoping that the initiates have forgotten about their botched infiltration not twelve hours before. 

A murderous Slaad is on the loose! The gang heads upwards at the Blue Prism Headquarters, looking for answers and their stolen valuables. 

Fresh from battle, the gang searches the ruins of the Blue Prism fortress and makes some impulsive moral decisions.